Friday, January 05, 2007

Random Thoughts on the Way to Work
Installment #2

I've successfully taught myself to do a great number of things. I've taught myself to cook. (Shoot, I had to. If I was going to date Southern men, I had to learn. Country men like to eat.)

I've even earned a Master's Degree in Biology-which required that I teach myself some difficult biological concepts. Doesn't mean I'm the smartest tool in the shed, but I do know a thing or three about molecular biology.

So how come I can't teach myself to fart with my armpits?

Am I not cupping my hand under the pit at the right angle? Is it not wet enough under there? What, Lord?

1 comments:

sappmama said...

LOL! Too funny. Yet, farting with the armpits does require skill. I can't do it either. I think the trick is in the velocity.