I just returned from Walmart, where I saw one of the craziest Barbie dolls I've ever seen.
Am I the only one in the country who hasn't seen this doll?
She comes with a dog. Dog eats food. You push the tail down, dog poops. Poop looks like brown tic-tacs. Oh, Poop also does double duty as food. So after dog finishes doing his business, you have to harvest the tic tac food/poopie things and refill the bowl with them. Wash, Rinse, Repeat.
I don't know about you, but
She comes with a pooper scooper and a garbage can. 'Cause we MUST teach our little girls how to be responsible poo picker-uppers.