I can't believe that girl is looking for sympathy because she found ONE stretch mark.
Here I am, with a stomach that's *THIS CLOSE* to looking like a mountain lion mauled it, and she wants me to feel sorry for her. She better thank God there's only one.
*My thoughts about a phone conversation I had with a friend after she found one stretch mark on her body. I asked her if we could name the lone stretch mark.
She didn't like my idea.