Saturday, July 19, 2008
7:59 PM No comments
With all this talk about the Tour de France, I'm reminded of a slight issue that I have.
I cringe when I see a man in bike shorts.
And it's because I can see their "junk print". It's not that I am trying to be all in their junk. It's just out there for the world to see. And I feel all dirty when I see it.
So, you know what I propose? I'll tell you, because I think that this will benefit mankind.
Bike shorts with a "junk skirt". Just a little flap of fabric that covers the "area de junk" so that I don't have to see the bulge and feel all uncomfortable.