Monday, December 01, 2008

Four Eyes

My cousin "D" always finds a way to make me laugh uncontrollably.

She did so this weekend by telling me about a party she attended where there was a female stripper performing.

A female stripper who wore glasses. And they were NOT a part of her act. Her a-- couldn't see without them.

Now, I'll let that sink in for a while before I continue. If you are anything like me, you laughed at that thought alone. A stripper with glasses? Doesn't she make enough money to buy some contacts?

From what I understand, men don't like their strippers wearing glasses. Could be wrong.

A man fantasizing about a stripper with four eyes? No.

Four boobies? Now you're talking.

As this woman was performing on the pole, she apparently leaned her head back and her glasses started to fall off. One hand was on the pole while the other hand was trying to keep her specs from falling to the ground. Sexy, no?

I laughed 'til I cried.